rochellejanee:

i posted this on my friends wall

and people were bitching about how it was creepy 

so then i posted this

hihowsyourlife:

i’m horrific looking how do i have followers

valiantchild:

if only i was as hot as my power adapter

to text or not to text　

aleetlepinch:

Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket.

They’re still gone and that was weird advice.

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on